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blorbo-academy
**What is this RP?** - A **college/academic AU** - The universe is **modern magic** - e.g. the internet, electricity, appliances, modern housing and plumbing exists - The setting used is the DnD-canon **Strixhaven University**, but **with modifications** to fit our RP - This is a sort of **"slice of life"**-RP, with room for RP events to be hosted, as everyone wishes! **What kind of character can I make?** - A **student** (they can be a first year student or a more experienced one!) - A** teacher/professor** (you can choose a subject your character can teach from the list below!) - A **staff member** (they can work with and wherever you like on campus!) - Anything you can come up with! Hop into our OOC channel with your idea! https://discord.com/channels/1151902831310274651/1300502870851977216 **How do I get a room/location for my character?** - Anyone can create a new thread in this forum - It's advised to format the thread accordingly: a clear title of what the room is, and where it is located - You can also add the correct location tag for your thread - In this info thread is a compiled list of locations (student dorm room list can be found pinned in https://discord.com/channels/1151902831310274651/1300866493894103220) which you can use as a pointer - Ping @joeldritch to have your new location added to the list! If you **need help** or wish to **discuss anything** regarding the RP, or simply wish to brainrot with us, the OOC chat thread is for this very purpose: https://discord.com/channels/1151902831310274651/1300502870851977216 This whole thing is mainly orchestrated by @joeldritch, and any major RP-related questions can be directed to him, either through a ping in one of the OOC channels, or through a DM!Page 1 of 179
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
But then I’d have to bleach my hair and I’m baaad at that so hm
Ponk
Maybe I should just go the kally route
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
The upkeep is trash
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I’m so tempted to redye my hair and uh Throw everything at it that might stop it from bleeding I shan’t however
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Yeah, you look great!
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Oh Scram that looks so good on you.
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I wash my hair like 3 or 4 times a week 😆
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
My bathroom door is still lowkey dyed in one spot from green dye
Considering my options…
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
It was lush tho
💚
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5
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
alvilda_
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
pimentisa
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
tatertotters
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
theheckmachinebroken
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
soulfearer
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
alvilda_
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
pimentisa
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
tatertotters
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
theheckmachinebroken
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
soulfearer
Close
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
I used to have blues, greens, purples, etc. But I really need to wash my hair at least every two days orz
same, that's why I stopped coloring mine
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Unfortunately I’m a greaseball and can’t minimise washing
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Same
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
My gf washes her maybe once a week
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I would have it green all the time if I could
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
You really do. Just minimal hair washing
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
You just had to deal
I found nothing helped with green
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I heard vinegar also helps but I’m not rinsing my fuckin hair in vinegar to get it to stop bleeding unless I know
I had purple streaks in my hair for so long too, I only stopped dying them because of uni!Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
#artschoolperks purple hair at uni
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
One of the biggest "tricks" with dyed hair is using shampoo without certain ingredients (sodium laureth sulfate is the biggest offender), it stays much longer that way. Learned that hack from a girl on YouTube with the most gorgeous sunrise-colored hair ever
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I had purple streaks in my hair for so long too, I only stopped dying them because of uni!
Clara - Tav: Mim / Anareya
I would do my own hair if my head wouldn't look ridiculous if I had it as short as KT
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
When I painted my hair blue, every time I showered I ended up looking like Smurfette
I had purple hair for a while and I looked like I murdered a draenei every time I washed itThe bleed on green hair dye is also
Insane for some reason it’s one of those colors..Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Can confirm, I had bottle green hair for ages and also a green face and green everything I own
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I had purple hair for a while and I looked like I murdered a draenei every time I washed it
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I don’t even do anything my special for color maintenance, it just stays for as long as it wants and then I re-dye it
Bee (Tav: Delton)
so no i do not cut my own hair
i have a fine motor skills disorder
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
The bleed on green hair dye is also Insane for some reason it’s one of those colors..
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I haven’t ever cut my own hair
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I already had blue hair and istg… I can take the curl maintenance, but I am too lazy to maintain a colorful hair
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Ohhhh so beautiful
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Curly bangs are easier because it is not a problem if it is uneven 
I just cut my bangs at home and nothing else
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I did used to do my own wolf cut bc that’s easier to do
hard to find good stylists that do alt cuts, because not just anyone can do them, that's for sure!Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I wanna figure out how to do it myself but like The back scares me
Another consequence of this that you might use for Laena is that I’m super picky with hair products and even hairdressers.
Because it happens with curled woman that they go to hairstylists that make chemical procedures and, even if they didn’t ask for one, their hair ends up straightening because they don’t clean their tools well enough.Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Oh yeah she absolutely has ONE hairdresser she trusts and they’re probably in the Gate and she’s been going there for years And I could see decent hair products being one of her few indulgences
I want an alt hairstyle and idt they’ll give me what I want (a jellyfish cut with underdye)Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
My hair doesn’t curl anymore like it used to ~~because I don’t take care of it properly~~
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I got a shaggy haircut recently
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Granted I use clippers now.
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I want an alt hairstyle and idt they’ll give me what I want (a jellyfish cut with underdye)
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Hahahah but I love it tbh it is nice relating to fictional characters
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I cut my own hair lmao.
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Haha I do thaaat..(hasn’t been do a hairdresser in years)
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I just go to the ones who are specialist in curls. Thankfully they exist around here lol
Another consequence of this that you might use for Laena is that I’m super picky with hair products and even hairdressers. Because it happens with curled woman that they go to hairstylists that make chemical procedures and, even if they didn’t ask for one, their hair ends up straightening because they don’t clean their tools well enough.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I swear I didn’t mean to steal your identity
Pim I think I accidentally make Laena blonde you in a lot of ways
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Oh, hey, that’s me 🙂
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
🙏 🙂↕️
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
You get me.
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Look. I saw an opening…
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
You know the way I meant it.
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Down girl
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
That can be interpreted multiple ways
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Katie
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I promise I don’t mind the name or people who are called it he’s just an asshole
Dreuer Wildfel APP
02/12/2025 at 10:30:29 CSTOne chance. Helaena, I will peel him.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I expect you all to react to his messages by promising murder
If I ever make a Gus tupper
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
He just wants to talk
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
that deserved two Gale fists
Sad Laena lore: ||I think Augustus encouraged her to straighten her hair and liked it better that way or otherwise “tamed” because he’s just an asshole that got off on controlling her||Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
And straight hair reminds her of a part of her past she didn’t like very much
Doesn’t want to not have her curls ever again because they’re a part of her
Like not opposed to them morally or anything she just
I think she has mild ptsd about flat irons and chemical relaxants
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
I also want a Batman-style vat of acid
Mairon✨ (Tav: Adriel)
Putting him in the murder silo
Bee (Tav: Delton)
i would hunt him for sport
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Sad Laena lore: ||I think Augustus encouraged her to straighten her hair and liked it better that way or otherwise “tamed” because he’s just an asshole that got off on controlling her||
Clara - Tav: Mim / Anareya
Has anyone used a tupper for a Waffle hut server yet?
Niss would
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
omg yes
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Pengruen etc
Omg poor Rue with the Fi nickname
Yltrin
02/12/2025 at 08:16:36 CSTIt's just sitting there in my brain like an earworm
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
:3
Toffee (Rhiannon/Mathias)
It’s hilarious
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
And @Toffee (Rhiannon/Mathias)
:3
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I'm so curious 😆
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
It’ll be worth it I promise
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Can I catch up with you when the thread is free?
It’s okay!
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Oh wait I'm slow af
1. @Clara - Tav: Mim / Anareya and @King [Tav - Aspen Taverinn] are you guys done in the library?
2. @Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿) and @Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob] is there a librarian character free? Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
I'm free! ❤️
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I’m happy to wait tho it’s all good
I have enquiries to make
It’s ok I need the front desk
Clara - Tav: Mim / Anareya
I think the study room is empty though
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I’ll sneak in some other time
No that’s fine! I had to ask
1. @Clara - Tav: Mim / Anareya and @King [Tav - Aspen Taverinn] are you guys done in the library?
2. @Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿) and @Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob] is there a librarian character free? Clara - Tav: Mim / Anareya
I think we're still going, King has just been busy with being at a con
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
1. @Clara - Tav: Mim / Anareya and @King [Tav - Aspen Taverinn] are you guys done in the library?
2. @Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿) and @Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob] is there a librarian character free?
I have two questions
To whoever left water in the kitchen floor, allowing me to step in it with my sock..I’m going to find out who did it and I’m going to dump water in their sock drawer/jYltrin
02/12/2025 at 05:55:52 CSTYes, Tate, do it!
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
So I carry it in my bag always and just swap glasses in case I need it lmao
They’re actual sunglasses but with prescription lenses
I could def have gotten those (the ones that change outside) I just don’t like em 
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Mine is not the ones that change outside because I also don’t like them.
Noct [Durge: Corvo]
02/12/2025 at 05:22:21 CSTOhhh that's neat as hell
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
The way I am laughing at my own jokes rn
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I legally can’t drive without my glasses cause I have like 500-600/20 vision or smth like that I don’t remember
But I can’t put sunglasses over my glasses or Take them off and just put on sunglasses cause I can’t see..I legally
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
They take ages to turn clear
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I can’t put sunglasses over my glasses or buy an extra pair I can see with (cause I’d loose them and that’s too much money to loose)
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Yeah they’re annoying as well
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
My husband tried to get transitions especially for driving and we found this out lmao.
And they need UV to change.
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Yea..the fuck of it all
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Because windshields have a UV blocker.
They don’t work in cars though.
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Seeing glasses but they have a special film where they get darker in the sun!
Nope Like
Noct [Durge: Corvo]
02/12/2025 at 05:17:28 CSTLike the one people wear at beach
Oh? It's special glasses? I thought we're talking about sunglasses
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Whatever the fuck they called
Transitions
Transactions lenses are weird
Going from outside to inside mid day and not being able to see shit cause your glasses dark as hellNoct [Durge: Corvo]
02/12/2025 at 05:14:34 CST? Why not take the glasses off inside?
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Going from outside to inside mid day and not being able to see shit cause your glasses dark as hell
Noct [Durge: Corvo]
02/12/2025 at 05:12:45 CSTYou would hate living in SE Asia 😂
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I could def have gotten those (the ones that change outside) I just don’t like em
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I am not sure how affordable this is over there, but prescription sunglasses changed my life
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
No the sun thing pisses me off too
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
And wearing sunglasses over your glasses sucks ass 
Like the sheer darkness doesn’t bother me nearly as much in the winter as being flash banged by the sun to and from work and I’m too short to reach the sun shielder thingy
Homestly unfortunately this doesn’t get the sun out of my face when driving to work It just removes the sun in my face goimg home Fucked up
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Yay!
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Good news tho the sun will set at 7pm in about a month 
(21c for non cowfolk)
After it was 70 fucking degrees not even 2 weeks ago Cursed place
I’m also gonna be mildly snowed in
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Curse you snow
Wicked ( Tav:Mitch )
I would but am snowed in atm babes ❤️
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Anyway I’m back home and I called in sick and I’m under a blanket, someone come rub my belly and tell me I’m cute
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Lord please take all of scrams pain and give it to the politicians
🙏
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Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
marilewd
Wicked ( Tav:Mitch )
somethingwickedart
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
.mushrooming
Ell (Tav: Rosie and Co.)
polarized2023
Wicked ( Tav:Mitch )
somethingwickedart
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
.mushrooming
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
theheckmachinebroken
Ell (Tav: Rosie and Co.)
polarized2023
CloseScram ( durge: Dreuer )
Guess who got halfway to work and then ||threw up on themselves in the car woohooooo|| -# [tw emetophobia]
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Damn
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Burned my tongue on my food bc I’m impatient and didn’t wait to eat my eggs
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
omg congrats us!
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
omg
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Ruining the 99999 by letting y’all know about the 99999 (Wow lucky me! I’m 100,000!)
Prof. Cusacker APP
02/11/2025 at 23:20:50 CSTWould fencing perhaps be among those courses of interest?
Axiro {Tav: Alestan} - PING
Sword fighting courses? -Barentz noises-
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Also I'm gonna drop a little thing in # Channel Not Found before sleeping
Well, joke's on them because I have the coolest princess now AND I can always be a knight if I want to. One that has to clean his armor regularly, but still!
Exactly
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Are you even cursed, bro?
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Well I don't think the other girls met the requirements to be a princess. Do they even know how to do necromancy, huh??? 😆
Aww, I was such a little weirdo but I'm glad you'd have been my friend 😆Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Fuck yes I spelled that right without looking it up (I looked it up after)
You just have to leave the bundesrepublik
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Aww, I was such a little weirdo but I'm glad you'd have been my friend 😆
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Well I mean there’s more princesses around than knights in full armor
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I was so devastated when they told me I couldn't be a knight because that's not a real job. They didn't tell the princesses that they had to change jobs, it was so unfair
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Same
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Soul I would have wanted to be your friend so badly
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Iconic!
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
When I was in kindergarten everyone else wanted to be a princess and I insisted that I wanted to be a knight when I grow up. Like as my actual job
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
You’re still so cool now! I think your cool for just asking for sword fighting courses tbh
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I'd be so cool now! But alas, no sword fighting for me 😆
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Hell yeah! That’s sick!
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Nova is me if my parents allowed me to take sword fighting courses when I was 12, because obviously I asked for that
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Meadhbh is me if I slayed
Lilith is me if I didn’t quit gymnastics, took jiujitsu like my mom wanted me to, and stopped growing in the fourth grade
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Ftr I can’t hike for shit because I’m a lazy couch potato with asthma but Laena’s a bit less pathetic
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Aww granny bonding activities 🥺
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I want Cortina to take grandma Joan to the skatepark (because if I can’t skateboard I’ll live vicariously through my self insert)
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Yeah, that's why she was the former dance teacher!
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Genna’s order of scribes
Go go granny!
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
This wizard can do backflips lmao
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Bladesinger though 😆
Wizard
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
What’s her class?
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
All for the memes
Yess, she has acrobatics and SO much dex now that I have a character sheet for her
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
‘*How do you do fellow kids?*’
Let’s teach grandma how to skateboard
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Love that for her
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Well, Joan is actually fine. The bad years are behind her, now she's just a cool grandma being cringe with the youth
Who doesn't love a good traumatized blorbo?
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Damn
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Wow
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I had to give her some traumatic life events, so she'd appeal to steffi
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
We need to unlock the granny lore
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
She had a rough life, let her enjoy retirement by letting her freak flag fly 😆
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Live your life granny
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Same
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
I think Joan deserves to pop off with her penis cupcakes and sexy wizard mags
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Lmao
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Sorry grandkids, but the only world building Joan adds is sexy wizard magazines
Now that Jackie is Joan's daughter too, I have two people to apologize to every time she's being a wild old lady
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
groans
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Our professor for pedagogic psych showed us a harry potter video once and our task was to say every mistake the teacher made and how to do it better 😆
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I was literally thinking that.
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Oh no I need to get on that /jk
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
We don’t want that!
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
This is what happens when you don't send your blorbos to therapy... You get harry potter
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
His catchphrase is “CONSTANT VIGILANCE”
Magic eye but I was talking about the paranoia and dubious teaching methods
And then she'll do it everywhere outside of class. At the cafeteria. Through the window into your room.
ALWAYS BE PREPARED TO PARRYAlvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Gives me Mad Eye Moody
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
https://tenor.com/view/okay-ok-ok-ok-oh-ok-oh-okay-gif-18238573721271168162
Rue’s just sitting here like
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
If murder is the requirement Vaelyr could also be a professor
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Because she lacks social graces lmao.
I mean. It definitely could still be funny.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Yes, but that wouldn't be as funny
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
A good life
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Eat lasagna. Smoke. Ogle his husband but then be too lazy to do anything about it
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
She doesn't even know magic, so she needs to teach the most advanced course there is
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Centauri too
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Nap.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Oh no, what is Dru going to do with all this extra free time he can use
Someone else to teach the class?
You kidding?
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Nimmy can teach Necromancy with Dreuer, no way that’ll backfire or cause the poor man to retire
YES
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Oh so that’s why Bo’s a shoo in for faculty when he graduates, he’s already a murderer 
Never did anything wrong 
Completely innocent
She’s feeding her boyfriend shrimp and totally not thinking about what’s under that argyle sweater of his
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
She's plotting murder to become a teacher at Strixhaven
I feel like I need to keep an eye on Laena
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Mood
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I made Laena both pretty and cute so she could totally get away with murder
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
All our blorbos are hot though, so we can all get away with crime
So if any of you ever want to fight a tooth fairy, this is what I'll throw at youAlvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
GAH that looks like those pixies from Harry Potter 2
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
That also works usually
Otherwise I'd have made her super hot to get away with it
That's why she's cute. To get away with her crimes
She does I would be a terrible mom
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
That would suck if she did
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
At least she didn't revive Meadhbh's parents
She deserves to get scolded, she does a lot of wrongs 😆
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I think it’s funny
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
She does no wrong ever
I don’t think there’s hard feelings it just made me sad to scold Nimue
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I'm going to pretend she did. You know. After the crying
How rude that Nimue didn't apologize for that
Sorry Bo... 😭
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
I remember the one Bo and Nimue interaction and it makes me sad 
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I think all my blorbos would get along with adult Bo, but obviously Irory can't befriend him in this AU and my girls would scare him off
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
👀
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
I was not going to say anything
This is the problem I have with Bo. I think only Lilith and Delton have vibed with him. He’s such a one-person kind of dudeJackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Lol, his other AU love interests 🤣
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Haven't asked her for a graph in a long time...
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Me n her are besties
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
This is why you're a Nimue lover...
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Ok I love that
ok, im literally clueless on the kendrick vs drake thing and why everyones losing their minds over his superbowl performance. ive been living under a rock can someone bullet point what the deal is for me?Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I deadass wrote an essay about it, if you want I can send it to you :3
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Whoops lol.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I'm also kinda glad I didn't have to use her as backup in that encounter, because she deals ice damage... Against enemies that have ice resistance...
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
That’s what matters.
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
She’s got a great core.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Delton's a bit inverted in that he seems sweet and kind and harmless but is actually a little scary and dangerous
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Love her. She is what she is
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
or like... he likes people that are scary and dangerous but have sweetness and kindness at their core
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Valid
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
he has a massive danger kink unfortunately
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Just... Everything. "Why is this guy talking to me"
I think Nova would be equally confused by symon honestly
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
You got me there
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Steffi you're gay 💜
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Symon nooo
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
no I think more like scarousal and confusion unfortunately
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Run away screaming I hope
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I honestly have no idea how he'd respond to Nova
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
oh and he's actually talking to his sister again, which, good for him
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
This is the problem I have with Bo. I think only Lilith and Delton have vibed with him. He’s such a one-person kind of dude
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
he befriended Sterope?
Don’t be! I like trying to figure out how he would respond to her insanitySoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Poor Ino... The only non-durge that would date Nimue, he'll have a rough time
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
look he adopted a baby brother and- yeah no that's about it
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Like go participate in a drag show or something, Symon
I'm still thinking about how silly I want to make Nimue on the Ino date. He's a bit more serious so I'm always afraid of scaring him off with her unhinged-ness Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Don’t be! I like trying to figure out how he would respond to her insanity
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
for now
he's out of the dog house again tho
just... fuck off and stop fucking up, mate
valid! I felt that way about Symon for a bit
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Tbh it's the first time since I started writing him that I was genuinely just sick of him. I don't even know why, I just wasn't vibing with him in particular 😆
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
idk I think he deserves a full Nimmy experience
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I'm still thinking about how silly I want to make Nimue on the Ino date. He's a bit more serious so I'm always afraid of scaring him off with her unhinged-ness
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I never get fully sick of Laena but there's def days where I need a break from at least one version of her
I think I'm starting to get back on track though. I'm glad I took a break, because the thought of writing Irory in the last 2 weeks was just like... "No, I hate this man"Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
yeah no you need to not, then 
I'm glad you took a break 
Nimue is wonderful 
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I think I'm starting to get back on track though. I'm glad I took a break, because the thought of writing Irory in the last 2 weeks was just like... "No, I hate this man"
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
No that was fucking hilarious
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
but never do the "my writing doesn't do x partner justice" because your writing always SLAPS 
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
NONSENSE
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
It's fine if you need a break
NONSENSE
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I love the baby lesbians... But my brain isn't good enough to do justice as Alvi's partner lately
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I hold Liya and Carrie like that
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
And other shit I guess but mostly them. I hold them gently in my hand
you need to preserve yourself for the baby lesbians
I won’t
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Don't do it, I already have too many threads to reply to 😆
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
I’m drowning
Damn. I can’t back down from a challenge
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I'll make a man for her. High chance of IBS though
I'd honestly be shocked if you ever did a 100% masc attracted, no interest in women characterSteffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Too many wo mam
I have OCs with my gf that are but here? I couldn’t imagine
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
https://tenor.com/view/im-shoked-im-shocked-face-futurama-fry-gif-14746386
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I'd honestly be shocked if you ever did a 100% masc attracted, no interest in women character
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
hell no
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Can you blame him?
He just loevs w omam
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I respect that tbh
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Oh he def is. He went for Kili with no hesitation!
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
thats such a good little coincidence
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
idk I think Russ is brave enough to he just wouldn't get very far
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I love Russ
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Kinda digging it
At first I just wanted to toss in Russ more but tbh it seems to be heading that way
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
omg her evil plan revealed
This is just Steffi's excuse to keep flirting with the girls
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
maybe he'll inadvertently get BBKue back together by convincing them dick isn't worth the effort
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Oti’s locked down now though. 💅
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I think Russ is going for every member of the disaster lesbians
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
precious ❤️
I don't have any campfire or strix news... I'm just doing encounters and making my grandma say inappropriate things to her co-workers Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
see this is all i need to know, how the blorbos are doin. 
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Oh we talked about our blorbos kissing other people once here and the crackship talk in campfire... But I think you were there for that, Scribbs
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Laena's feeding Bo shrimp
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I don't have any campfire or strix news... I'm just doing encounters and making my grandma say inappropriate things to her co-workers
Worth a listen if you like rap
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
this is my real life now 🙂
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Also if you missed the diss track saga: TL;DR - Kendrick is an incredible lyricist and had a lot of true info on the shit drake did, including the pedophilia stuff
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
ill be honest ive kinda checked out of real world events now. if its not to do with the Campfire or Strix i'm not bothered
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I have a link.
Hang on.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
(this is all absorbed by osmosis I did not watch it)
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
There was a whole saga against drake, because he's a garbage person. And the Superbowl performance was criticizing trump and a lot of American politics, especially the racist parts. And it was extremely well done and a lot of people joined in
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
ahhh right i see
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
and those things yes
against Drake who's a) an asshole and b) has relationships with minors
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
America as a whole perhaps
Against drake and Trump tbh
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
i know nothiiiiing
a roast for what tho?
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Scribbs no, this will be another 5h talk...
ok, im literally clueless on the kendrick vs drake thing and why everyones losing their minds over his superbowl performance. ive been living under a rock can someone bullet point what the deal is for me?Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
epic roast for a very large television audience
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
ok, im literally clueless on the kendrick vs drake thing and why everyones losing their minds over his superbowl performance. ive been living under a rock can someone bullet point what the deal is for me?
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I have caramel and I want shrimp this is bullshit
I don't have any shrimp 
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Let's go 3am garlic shrimp
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
... I really want garlic shrimp rn guys
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
for sure
Mairon✨ (Tav: Adriel)
But Kendrick? People might remember Kendrick if the music survives
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
fair enough, but no one would have anyway
Mairon✨ (Tav: Adriel)
no one is gonna remember him in 1k years
That's the whole point
exactly
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
how much do we remember from a thousand years ago? very few people have bloodlines charted back that long, and those that do it's generally kinda dubious (ie monarchies)
idk 1k years is setting it high
Mairon✨ (Tav: Adriel)
A very accurate assessment
But the Pilipinos sticks out in my mind.
Oh yeah, she’s clearly hamming it up.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I'm watching it rn too. So now I know what a filipino accent sounds like 😆
Asexual girl activities:
- eat garlic bread
- make up a card game
- necromancy???Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
yep
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Ok yeah Manila Luzon's impression was a pretty good example of the accent, even if its hammed up. What a look!
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Asexual girl activities: - eat garlic bread - make up a card game - necromancy???
The doors Jinx' little Edie opened
especially because now I can say the reason she doesn't try to set people up with her other granddaughter is because she knows Cortina isn't interested in a relationship/is acektwht (Tav: Rue)
They didn’t hit their stride til like season 5.
especially because now I can say the reason she doesn't try to set people up with her other granddaughter is because she knows Cortina isn't interested in a relationship/is aceSoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Exactly! Grandma is very progressive 😌
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Early Snatch Game was rough.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
especially because now I can say the reason she doesn't try to set people up with her other granddaughter is because she knows Cortina isn't interested in a relationship/is ace
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
@ktwht (Tav: Rue) Oh god it's the one with the awful guest judges...
Boyfriend for example sounds more like boy-pren in their accent and I agree its very cute
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I'll never be over that
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Oh god, I don't remember it at all. I didn't even remember her AS one. Let me watch it again!
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
like you had me at Imelda Marcos drag queen impression
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
omg I need to see that hold up
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
that sounds incredible
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Half Filipino drag queen did an Imelda Marcos impression.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Danish mostly makes you sound incredibly unintelligent (very biased personal opinion, I loathe the accent)
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Season 3?
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
awwww
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
Boyfriend for example sounds more like boy-pren in their accent and I agree its very cute
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
or plip plop, as Jackie's mom calls it
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Did you watch Manila Luzon’s Snatch Game?
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Aww that's kinda cute! Like piplup
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
In the stronger accents, yes!
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
So they say it like pilipino?
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
I often think about how the Philippines got screwed being named after King Phillip because... there is no F/PH sounds in any Filipino language. They just use the hard P sound
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Ph is f in german too, at least for all the words I can think of. Like physics
Oh, okay yeah I do that! I thought it was just gone lmao
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Blame Latin.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
said exactly like it's spelled
which is logical
it's fysiologi in danish
Fysiology de facto
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Ph makes an F.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
F
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Hysiology
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
The ph is just a diagraph.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
How the fuck do you say physiology without a p???
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Well it’s not silent in physiology.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
psychology, physiology, so many -ologys
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
so many first letter Ps are silent?!
I pronounced salmon wrong until like high school because my mom says "sal-mon" (english isnt her first language)SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I'll forever say it like that. And pronounce the P in Psychology which is apparently also silent 😆
Fun Pim fact: I’m super shy to interact with people but I’m not a bit shy to speak on a stage. I really like being a speaker in conferences of my field lmao
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
Yeah...which is even harder
And then I also don't know how to pronounce salmon, so I just suck at every language 😆Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I pronounced salmon wrong until like high school because my mom says "sal-mon" (english isnt her first language)
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Fun Pim fact: I’m super shy to interact with people but I’m not a bit shy to speak on a stage. I really like being a speaker in conferences of my field lmao
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
And then she's even learning Swiss german
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
My sis is living in Switzerland right now, she's so strong being able to learn German in such a short period of time
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
And then I also don't know how to pronounce salmon, so I just suck at every language 😆
I almost never speak german unless I actively go to work or uni, so I struggle super hard with it
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
TRUE
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
worst part is I don't speak or understand german 
Same! And I feel my brain has to be 100% connected all the time to catch what everyone is saying. Which makes it even harder to play 😂Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I feel nerfed. I swear I’d be interacting more if it was in my language
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Suffer in germanic with me
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
And whenever I say something and people don’t understand I feel so self-conscious
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Or see something we like and go OOH.
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
Ukrainian is actually really hard to learn, not going to lie
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
American English we just… make words up.
I used to apologize so much for not being able to speak English right, and even sometimes when people laugh at my jokes, I something think they laugh at my accent/me saying something wrong 😔Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
it's icelandic plus a thousand years mixed with bastardized farmer's german
I’m honestly relieved to have you as a fellow non-native speaker. Native speakers intimidate me Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
I used to apologize so much for not being able to speak English right, and even sometimes when people laugh at my jokes, I something think they laugh at my accent/me saying something wrong 😔
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
there's like, a tenth as many words tho
Danish is equally dumb so I'm just screwed I guess
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I’d yell at my American students all the time for saying English is easy.
English is bonkers.
You’re not a native English speaker.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
(crying in a corner)
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Hahhaha yeah I definitely don't say it like that 
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
The b is soft.
But it also isn’t plum-ing.
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
yeah
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Plum-Bing.
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
Yeeeeah, its kinda silent?
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
You don’t say like.
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
Wow, plumbum, my new fave word
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Only like… halfway.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I really don't speak English yall
I thought you said this word to take the piss!
Plumbum ... Im guessing the B is silent like in Plumbing and it's not pronounced Plum Bum ?SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
The B in plumbing is silent...?
And on dnd I make a terrible representation of Oli because I’m shy lmao but it is funAnd on dnd I make a terrible representation of Oli because I’m shy lmao but it is funAnd on dnd I make a terrible representation of Oli because I’m shy lmao but it is funSoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I bet you're doing a great job! When I DM'd my thing, both of my players were first timers too. And it was nice seeing one of them come out of her shell and roleplay more every session!
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Nope. Plumbum.
Slightscribbles (Tav: Salleone)
I thought you said this word to take the piss! Plumbum ... Im guessing the B is silent like in Plumbing and it's not pronounced Plum Bum ?
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
And on dnd I make a terrible representation of Oli because I’m shy lmao but it is fun
Just that time I sent an audio here I was like sweating buckets already 😂
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I've filmed my room but not with my face lol
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
When I was like 14 lmao
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Okay I want in on that
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I’m the worst kind of obnoxious lmao.
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I used to pretend I had a cooking show and film myself making toast
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I’m too terribly shy to film videos
Rock candy
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Omggg
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
LOL
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Maybe I should buy some crystals that look like Irory's horns and lick them, too. Turn this into a business
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
panic
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Nooooooo.
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Lol thanks i felt soooo awkward filming that 😆
What I've started doing is trying to look cringe on purpose, which I feel like a solid 75% of the time circles back to looking comedicSoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
But you looked so cute in your lick a stix video!
What I've started doing is trying to look cringe on purpose, which I feel like a solid 75% of the time circles back to looking comedicAlvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
it's definitely easier to make a grimace than smile
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
But also in general tbh
In photos
What I've started doing is trying to look cringe on purpose, which I feel like a solid 75% of the time circles back to looking comedic
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
it's why Laena thinks she looks bad in pictures, no, she just looks bad in staged pictures where she's uncomfortable with the spotlight
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
WTF YOU ARE SO CUTE STOP.
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
thats why I hate having my picture taken
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
So when am I supposed to get my glowup???
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
ME! In every staged picture ever
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
yeah or it looks really awkward and forced
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I said everyone.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
LOL no yeast infections please
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
The tism grimace? Is that when you cant force a smile bc same
The "makeover" for all the otaku ladies was so good! Because it didn't take away from their core traits, just enhanced them! Plus the relationship between a cute nerd and a crossdresser? So peakSoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
It was sooo nice and I love how it never treated classic feminity as if it's the only thing a girl can aspire to be. All the nerdy girls were still beautiful in their own ways, because they were just themselves
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Candids.
Wow.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
but I look awful in staged photos because of the tism grimace curse
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
late glow ups are the best! and so true alvi
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Confidence definitely helps.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
and stopped trying so hard
I feel like I got prettier as I got more confident about my appearance?
oh that can absolutely be the case
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I legit think I had my glow up when older
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I was called a toad quite a bit (bad joke based on my surname)
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I love how are you talking as if I were a popular girl when I was actually bullied and had no friends lmao
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
oh there was definitely body shame in my bullying but mostly just nerd shaming and singling out those who don't fit
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Thank you guys
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
pretty girls are supposed to be at least a little mean so you don't feel bad about hating them a little, Pim is just lovely?!
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I also think there was body shaming involved too, alas
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
The "makeover" for all the otaku ladies was so good! Because it didn't take away from their core traits, just enhanced them! Plus the relationship between a cute nerd and a crossdresser? So peak
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Thank you for validating my experience
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I AM ENRAGED BY THIS.
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
IM COMING WITH YOU! WE RIDE AT DAWN
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
FR
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Like RADIANT.
Pim you literally look like a model wtf. You're the kind of girl I would be too intimidated to talk to, because you're too prettyAlvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
pretty and seems nice? I'd be terrified
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Yeah, you are so effortlessly beautiful.
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I’m being serious my appearance was never a strong suit to me
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Pim you literally look like a model wtf. You're the kind of girl I would be too intimidated to talk to, because you're too pretty
I was legit called ugly so many times when growing up. By school kids and such. So I am conditioned to think I’m an ugly person…ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I AM GOING TO FIST FIGHT EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER MET.
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Wtf Pim, youre so pretty!
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
PIM WHAT
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
You guys calling me pretty here was like such a shock
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
HAHA.
Oh yeah. That’s me.
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I was legit called ugly so many times when growing up. By school kids and such. So I am conditioned to think I’m an ugly person…
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
THAT WAS YOU?!
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
There’s also like. 17 years between the first photo and this one lmao.
Blurry photo but best example of how my hair looked, I’m like 15 here I thinkPim, did the once scene from the princess diaries also make you feel self conscious?Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
YES! I HATED IT!
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
No, I look like a fully different person lmao.
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
And I don’t care lmao.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
your Mizora... did not look like you lol
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
But it’s too much hassle.
I straightened it a few times for ✨ dramatic effect ✨
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
So I never had anyone trying to get rid of it.
Thankfully my parents also both have curly hair lol.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
meanwhile I've always wished I had my sister and dad's curls
My mom used to brush out my curls with a paddle brush until it was all frizzy and horribleAlvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I'm so sorry
and it's beautiful
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
My mom used to brush out my curls with a paddle brush until it was all frizzy and horrible
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I literally had red Mia Thermopolis hair.
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Because I too fall into the category of curly hair and bad vision and I thought i was hideous because of it until like... college 🧍♀️
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
I think Princess Jellyfish did it really well but that's it
uuugh I HATE THAT TROPE SO MUCH
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I hated that scene so much
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
And she describes herself as looking like a q tip.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
but yes the ugly/nerd girl makeover trope has... not aged well
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
In the book they try to cut her curls and dye her blonde and it just totally backfires.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
like you can be gorgeous and princess-like with curly hair
I really wish they'd have kept her curls
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I also read the Princess Diaries books, so I was kinda mad that they made her super pretty.
Pim, did the once scene from the princess diaries also make you feel self conscious?ktwht (Tav: Rue)
It annoyed me lmao.
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Pim, did the once scene from the princess diaries also make you feel self conscious?
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Thank you guys 🥹
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
what a crime
noooooo
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I have too much hair trauma alas. I was forced to strengthen it when growing up 😔
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I also chopped half my hair off like less than a year ago lol
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I dont do it anymore, but i also dont take care of my hair properly for it to curl nicely
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I have some natural wave but nothing like Pim's gorgeous curls
straightening beautiful curls makes me so sad
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Otherwise i had a curly lil side bang and it looked silly imo
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Noooo
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I haven't had bangs since like 4th grade
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Yeah, mine too, but I love my curly bangs
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I dont think my hair could do curtain bangs, they would just curl up
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
fuck yeah, languages based in latin strike again!
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
To match the name
Jackie needs curtain bangs
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
“Cortina” means “curtain” 😁
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
I love names that mean something in my language
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I just love mushrooms and want to eat all of them
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Jackie was meant to be part of the family all along
I stole Joan from Jackie (her middle name) and then I made a double pun with the mushroom.
Shiitake (obviously) and Joan Shii like Jiang Shi (the ghost) 😆Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I keep forgetting you did that lol
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
The Gennamanver vampire is named after Lions Mane mushrooms because they're considered medicinal AND I wanted him to be kinda lion-coded
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I stole Joan from Jackie (her middle name) and then I made a double pun with the mushroom. Shiitake (obviously) and Joan Shii like Jiang Shi (the ghost) 😆
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
it involves Oti finding a cool mushroom so I mean banger story right there
they're lame and sentimental and he'd be told the story of why a million times
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
this is valid, it's often how I find mushrooms to name my blorbos
Yeah he's Jace because his mom's are embarassing
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I just googled purple mushroom lol
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
He's Jace, lol
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Omg distant oti relative???
that's actually hilarious because Otilea's first kid's name is technically Cortinarius (they do Not call him that)Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Juniper Cortinarius
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
that's actually hilarious because Otilea's first kid's name is technically Cortinarius (they do Not call him that)
So I imagined as half harengon they got the ears, feet, and tail, but rest is human. I'm still deciding on hand vs paw statusktwht (Tav: Rue)
They got them zootopia hands.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Probably easier to paint with hands vs a paw
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
And the name comes from Cortinarius violaceus or Cortinarius iodes which are both purple mushrooms!
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
So I imagined as half harengon they got the ears, feet, and tail, but rest is human. I'm still deciding on hand vs paw status
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Look at herrrr!
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
The hairrrr
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
OMG!
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Done! https://discord.com/channels/1151902831310274651/1300848930422128672/1339033720346120244
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I’ve had a good run.
Well. Launch me into space then.
Damb.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
So 2 impostors
Always
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Again?
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Think she might be orin 🤨
KT is sus
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
https://tenor.com/view/among-us-impostor-emergency-gif-21161218
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Crewmates?? Amogus???
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
There we go.
Wait what.
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Omg!
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
we can be roommates
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
thanks!
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Tiefling maker one
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Which picrew did yall use?
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Bardist.
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Thats like art school actually!
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
There you go, bard artist
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I was going to say bard.
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Bard
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
What's a class you haven't played yet?
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Thats my karma for mummifying my sister and tripping her
Oh my god you can!
Yall what class should I make my self insert?
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
see this is the experience I was missing
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
My mom is in the background saying "aww, why don't you give your little sister some cuddles?" And my sister just hits me inside the crib 😭 🤣
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
We have one where I trip my sister
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
My parents have a VHS tape of our childhood videos and there is one where my sister is just beating me up lmao
Bee (Tav: Delton)
I have been told I give eldest vibes despite being the youngest
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I mummified my little sister in toilet paper once and then just left her there
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I’m a middle child.
Bee (Tav: Delton)
My sisters used to dress me up like a doll
Bee (Tav: Delton)
So I caused a slight panic
Bc 2001
My second oldest sister was touring colleges when I was born and no one could get in contact with my parents
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
toddler logic
because that's what you do with unwanted/regretted purchases and hospitals are where you get babies
Bee (Tav: Delton)
There's a 19 year age gap between me and my oldest sister
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
my sister asked if they could return me to the hospital
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
omg my gf once told me her older brother told their mom to "put her back" whenever she was born
Bee (Tav: Delton)
I actually want take backs
I love y'all I don't want anymore
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Woah
Bee (Tav: Delton)
Youngest of 6
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
I want to be Mara's younger sister
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
youngest of two 
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
I'm an only child so I can finally live the dream /jk
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
that's very valid
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
What can i say? I wanna be Steffi's sister
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
"this is my other granddaughter, she's an art student. I always knew she was an artist from the moment she made a macaroni portrait of me"
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Well that was easy
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
in blorbo land anything is possible
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Dont tempt me! I'll do it
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Laena would have her editor do a family-friendly cut of her novels lol
Steffi 🍄 [Tavs:Mushroom Mob]
omg come on jackie be my sister
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
she just wants to support her granddaughter 
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Jackie self-insert blorbo that is Mara's sister 😆
I think she'd ask if there was anything she wrote she'd be okay with her reading SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Awww that's so precious
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
and Laena would send her all the T-rated and below stuff lol
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I think she'd ask if there was anything she wrote she'd be okay with her reading
Genna does not however read her granddaughter's smutty fanfics, that's a boundary she won't cross lol
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
Oli can help her too! He’s always on AO3 leaving comments around
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Omg Gennaaa yess!
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Genna would help her set up the account
the best part is
heeelp she would
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Omg someone help her set up an account on AO3 so she leaves nice comments to everyone. She'll give kudos to all Laena fics and praise the historical accuracy every chapter 😆
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
they can share pictures of their grandchildren as if they're toddlers and not adults
I want her and Genna to be besties
I love her
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Joan wants artful horny fics written about her and I think that's a nice goal to have as a grandma
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Me too
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Joan is so important to me
Clara - Tav: Mim / Anareya
That's fair!
Oki! I was just checking, because it was a whole lot of spoilered talk that got me a little confused 😛SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
It was a lot of emetophobia talk, so I asked to spoiler tag it for our peeps that don't want to read that
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
We were told to spoiler everything 😆 which is valid
Clara - Tav: Mim / Anareya
Oki! I was just checking, because it was a whole lot of spoilered talk that got me a little confused 😛
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
But we basically finished already
Just wanted to say
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
It was in relation to if Gabe were pregnant
Clara - Tav: Mim / Anareya
I just got here, so I'm not sure, but is all this meds talk RP related?
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I’ve been on SSRIs and that adjustment sucked but this was a whole new ball game
And then it’s just. Gone
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
but that was more lack of appetite than anything
my last meds adjustment was... not fun
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
||and then 10 minutes later I was able to drink water for the first time in over three days||
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
that sounds fucking wild
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
The most surreal feeling
Me: omg I’m dying. Omg… OMG NURSE OMG OMG oh no wait… I’m fine lol.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Mostly just the ||puking|| parts
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
||also it’s really weird because the drug they give you in hospital for antisickness is wild, the nurse was like “for 5 seconds you will feel like you’re about to die but it’s the medication you’ll be fine” and I was like lmao that can’t be real. Guess what.||
Bee (Tav: Delton)
Sorry will go back and do it!
My mom's like 'every pregnancy is different' and I'm like '...I ain't risking it'
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
ah yes my bad
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
Poor man indeed. But he knew who he'd married to
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I'd just rather not
Bee (Tav: Delton)
We ain't playing with that shit
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
my mom had relatively uncomplicated pregnancies
Bee (Tav: Delton)
Its a reason for me not wanting to get pregnant
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
||I had an IV it was fun||
Bee (Tav: Delton)
Oh yeah my mom had to get IVs
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
it's a bad time
super severe persistent nausea during pregnancy, often to the point of dehydration or malnutrition
Bee (Tav: Delton)
I don't know what that means
I can't help but laugh when I think how Oli would be an anxious parent who read too many books, and Gabe will be a reckless parent who needs to be strapped to the bed to prevent him from working out at 8 month of pregnancyPim { Tav: Olifyr }
Omg Oli is doomed he’d be so worried all the time
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I had it for approx 20 weeks and that sucked enough
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
It never hides 😌 I'm just trying my best to present myself as a civilized person
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
hyperemesis gravi- scram got there faster
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Hyperemesis Gravidarum
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
My mom suffered while having me too. I was a toxic waste lmao
Bee (Tav: Delton)
HG?
"Only" I'd kill someone if I had to be ||nauseous|| for so long every dayAlvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Reg your Gabi is showing /aff
Bee (Tav: Delton)
But I turned out alright
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
That’s severe HG
Bee (Tav: Delton)
I was a demon fetus
Bee (Tav: Delton)
She was sick
Put on bed rest at 6 months
My mom ||puked|| every day of her pregnancy
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
That's really based, and yeah, he'd do it
I really hope he'd not be ||nauseous|| every morning. The man had enough suffering in his life alreadyScram ( durge: Dreuer )
It only lasts for 16 weeks he’ll be fine
I was so sweaty and so angry and I ate 3 bags of popcorn
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
based behavior
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Driving to the hardware shop while in labour because I need a fucking air conditioner
I feel like Gabe would be me
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
I can't help but laugh when I think how Oli would be an anxious parent who read too many books, and Gabe will be a reckless parent who needs to be strapped to the bed to prevent him from working out at 8 month of pregnancy
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
Haha the sweet taste of payback
Pim { Tav: Olifyr }
And Oli is not picky at all. He’d be like “And you were judging what I eat?” 😂
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
Yeah, given that normally Gabe is a picky eater 😂
Lmao yes! The most terrible kind of food would be his favorite. Eating chalk tooPim { Tav: Olifyr }
Oli would be so amused tbh
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
And I became unhinged about it
We were doing this lockdown pub quiz game thing every week
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
Fighting for the tiniest of things?
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I got very very competitive
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
Also, watching sentimental movies and crying haha
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
Lol my mom said she could eat everything with me and nothing but tomato soup with my sister, ironically im a very picky eater and my sister will eat just about anything
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Daring someone to say something
Just crunching away
Lmao yes! The most terrible kind of food would be his favorite. Eating chalk tooScram ( durge: Dreuer )
Exactly you get it
I’m imagining Gabe would be the kind of pregnant that craves eating burned matchesRegnard|Gabe fanclub leader
Lmao yes! The most terrible kind of food would be his favorite. Eating chalk too
Bee (Tav: Delton)
...she hates peanut butter
I’m imagining Gabe would be the kind of pregnant that craves eating burned matchesEll (Tav: Rosie and Co.)
…that somehow tracks
Bee (Tav: Delton)
The only thing my mom could eat when she was pregnant with me was peanut butter
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I’m imagining Gabe would be the kind of pregnant that craves eating burned matches
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
Silver light? It's one of your ships?
Ell (Tav: Rosie and Co.)
I’m planning on writing for Silverlight to get it out my system
Regnard|Gabe fanclub leader
Pregnant Gabriel will be the most terrible person on earth
I should take them too, given that Dreamhunter will have babies at one point 🥺
Ell (Tav: Rosie and Co.)
I’m taking all notes from the pregnancy conversation
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Spiracles
Bee (Tav: Delton)
yeah they breathe through their skin
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I didn't know it was because they don't have lungs
I did know that about bees just chilling out when you smoke them!
Bee (Tav: Delton)
...they have bees on almost every major building in Paris and none of the bees died in the fire to Notre Dame bc the flames that didn't reach that high and they don't have lungs - they just went to sleep...
Bee (Tav: Delton)
...i'm glad to serve?
Toffee (Rhiannon/Mathias)
this might actually be good to know for DND
Toffee (Rhiannon/Mathias)
oh look at that
Bee (Tav: Delton)
Its why you can smoke them and they don't suffocate from the co2!
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Spiracles
Bee (Tav: Delton)
Bees don't have lungs
Oh another fun fact!
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Beeeeee
Thank you Bee
Bee (Tav: Delton)
Bc...duh
I think i got distracted by the bees
You looked really cute yesterday I don't know if I said that Scramma
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I’m hot now
More than before
I kinda rock my postpartum body
Bee (Tav: Delton)
(And thr medical ocd doesn't make me a...great candidate anyway)
Like the idea of my body changing that much is absolutely horrifying to me as a person who never wants to get pregnant
I think we haven't written Kalory in like a month? But you know I'm fine with it. If you'd rather brainrot about dicking down Ana and write the spy thing with Clara, go for it!Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
LMAO I wish I could write..all I have are ideas and no way to get rid of them
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Lockdown. Sweaty feet. ✌️
I think that scene might make more sense if Laena didn't want to be pregnant or was having reservations about itAlvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I mean it was a surprise so I figure it took her a bit to get used to it at best but I get where you're coming from
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Nothing more miraculous than freshly baked bread that looks good
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
They were perfect white little butts
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
also barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen
Bee (Tav: Delton)
I think that scene might make more sense if Laena didn't want to be pregnant or was having reservations about it
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I was so excited at how nice they came out, Soul
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Just pumpkin bread excitement
But not pregnant
Omg I have a picture of me being this excited over making pumpkin bread too lmao
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
absurdly Round
I love that picture of you with the buns Scram
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I loved being a beach ball I just didn’t like ||the elastin making my hips all bouncy||
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I frequently joked about being a flotation device lmao.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
I think we haven't written Kalory in like a month? But you know I'm fine with it. If you'd rather brainrot about dicking down Ana and write the spy thing with Clara, go for it!
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Yes.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
might change the tone some, thank you for the feedback! maybe a little more humorous but not wholly negative, if that makes sense
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
But you can vibe
Whereas ||having a flabby fluid filled sore and dramatically changed postpartum body that will never be what it used to|| kinda sucked yeah
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Also pregnancy always looks …good? If that makes sense
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
postpartum changes more fraught cos they aren't a sign of something positive you're looking forward to? they're more "oh I don't have control over my own body"
I think it makes sense that she could have feelings when she already has concerns around her weight/appearance.
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
And stealing my husband’s clothes
I was vibing over my bump
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
I obviously can’t speak for all women, but for me, it was more excitement to have proof that I was pregnant lmao.
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
But not while preg
I did feel s bit weird about body change postpartum
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
(she's mostly being dramatic and feels sorry for herself)
the idea is old body image issues crop up because she's not exactly only gaining on her stomach
second
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Or during pregnancy?
Postpartum?
Is this like.
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
valid
So I cannot speak on it
I did not have this
I might need to ask some currently or formerly pregnant people for accuracy readingScram ( durge: Dreuer )
In our secret brains
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
That’s where all the best thoughts live
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I’m keeping that to me..me and kalkin and the gods
It’s nothing bad I just uh. I shan’t.
Shutting my trap before I say smth unhinged
Hormones tend to have more impact on external bits and bobs than chromosomes
I could drop all my endocrinology lore but I’m trying not to infodumpAlvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I am an uneducated humanities dipshit, and will bow before your superior knowledge 🙇🏼
I feel like a good one would accurately represent what might be present were certain chromosomes to have swung a different wayScram ( durge: Dreuer )
Hormones tend to have more impact on external bits and bobs than chromosomes I could drop all my endocrinology lore but I’m trying not to infodump
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I have like 6 scenes..I haven’t responded to in minimum 2 weeks
No but
Yltrin
02/11/2025 at 14:43:51 CSTAre we in a scene together somewhere, Tate?
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I uh..I am unfortunately the slow person but
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I'm writing brainrot in the background to cope
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
fucking mood, Yltrin
Yltrin
02/11/2025 at 14:43:12 CSTGuys. I think i'm actually pretty much up to speed with my writing and it's kinda quiet on the scenes i'm in currently and now i'm lost as to what i'm supposed to do with my life 😂
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Precisely
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I feel like a good one would accurately represent what might be present were certain chromosomes to have swung a different way
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I was like
…..but would it,,,match the person…yes. So. 
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Yeaaa
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I'll blame the small child parenting on that one
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Whatever works, you know lmao
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
with the polymorph earrings
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Aspen seems to have a pretty good thing going
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Unfortunately this is just a polymorph ring or smth in the spy au specifically
oh god
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Click-to-fit interchangeable genitals
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Or kalkussy 
yk, the default
help me
HAHZNWISMWK
Now I own a horror I drew myself none of you will ever be seeing unless I partake in smutTate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Now I own a horror I drew myself none of you will ever be seeing unless I partake in smut
It is Um
Mairon✨ (Tav: Adriel)
It's funny as shit
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Y’all rlly think I cooked omg
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Tate you fucking icon 
Mairon✨ (Tav: Adriel)
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I’m glad ppl still love me after my war crimes
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Tate I love you so much man
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Not giving this context
Jackie (Tav: Meadhbh 🌿)
oh my god
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
I love peacock vibes
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
It’s giving peacock (intentionally on my part)
I can’t look at it and not think of her but they also slaying
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
HAH
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
This color I’ve put the man in..is very laena
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
My brain’s just being a bitch
I always want an art wip
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Unfortunately I need to like clean my coloring
But
However
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Awwwww
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
No one: me whenever alvi is sad:….want an art wip—
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
Which one is REALLY better?
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Alviii
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
So I mean.
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Yes, which is crazy! I searched for so long for potassium supplements only to find out it's Kalium and the English language is weird
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
🫡
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Never forget to shit your pants
I was about to say the one that tripped me up for super long is potassium because that's Kalium hereAlvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Wait Kalium and Potassium are the same thing?!
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
THEY NEVER FORGET THEM SOUL
Soul
And their oaths
You know what they say about Elephants
Soul
You know what they say
Heheh
Meanwhile I looked up rare dnd races and found an elephant one... I think elephants swear big oaths 🤔Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Heh
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Yes
Omfg
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
Meanwhile I looked up rare dnd races and found an elephant one... I think elephants swear big oaths 🤔
Accidentally hit with a visceral response to saying tatie cause an ex friend used to call me that and they were like..satan—Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Taters it is
Alvilda (Tav: Helaena+)
Omfg the sound I just made
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Me chasing after spy au but he’s evaded me again and runs rampant in my pea brain it’s bullshit
Mairon✨ (Tav: Adriel)
I'm hiding in the bathroom so I can wheeze freely
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
HES A BITCH AND HE’S STOLEN MY MIND FOR HIMSELF
NO
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Leave Kalkin alone
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
But he’s not points to kalkin au’s
dw you’re helping me find it
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
I’M TRYING TO HELP
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
I need to kindly be taken out back I’ve lost my mind
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Ask not for whom the arse shits It shits for thee Or whatever
Tate,(🕊Tav: Kalkin🌸)
Oh ofc I the shitter get yearbooked for shitting Y’all don’t yearbook the..the idk my brain turned off mid cook
Mairon✨ (Tav: Adriel)
Yearbooking this lmao
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
Shoutout to Tim’s episode for being fucking weird
To be fair I always have Peep Show running in the back of my mind
SoulFearer (Tav: Irory & Co)
This will be him every time he eats cheese
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
PERFECT
ktwht (Tav: Rue)
https://tenor.com/view/old-boomer-history-84years-many-years-ago-gif-18534104
Scram ( durge: Dreuer )
It was perfect Tate